Well, our previous attempt to help you pronounce the name of entrepreneur Tej Dhawan fell on its phonetic face, in part, Tej mentioned the other day. So let's try again. Tej rhymes with "page." Dhawan rhymes with "oven," according to the man who uses the name. OK, now you are on your own. Another good way to get his attention: Say something about homebrew beer or "I've got a great startup idea."